Recovering people pleaser? Relapsed again? Yeah… this shirt is for you.
Our “You Are Not Alive To Please Any Of These” graphic is for the bold, the boundary-setting, and the officially out-of-patience crowd. Equal parts funny and unbothered, this design does the talking so you do not have to.
• Available in t shirts and cozy sweaters • Soft, premium fabric with a relaxed, lived in feel • Variety of color options from moody to loud • Vintage style distressed graphic with skull and floral detail • Perfect for errands, workdays, family gatherings, and dramatic exits
Warning: May cause sudden boundary setting and reduced tolerance for nonsense.
