Roses are red. Violets are questionable. Love is definitely in the air… and honestly, it’s a little toxic.
This darkly funny Valentine’s design is for anyone who prefers sarcasm over sweet talk and chaos over clichés. Equal parts edgy and hilarious, it’s perfect for anti-Valentine vibes, ironic date nights, or reminding the world that romance isn’t always breathable.
Available as a T-shirt or cozy sweatshirt and offered in a variety of colors, this piece is soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs (or concerned looks).
Because nothing says Valentine’s Day like humor with a hazard label.
Details • Available as T-shirt or sweatshirt • Multiple color options • Unisex fit • Soft, comfortable fabric • Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anti-Valentine’s, or dark humor lovers
